Shoplifting Gone Bad Edition

Robbery- Highstone Way- Victim answered the door when the suspects force their way into the apartment. Suspect displayed a handgun and put the victim on the ground. Suspect removed iPhone, cash and marijuana.

Really? You reported your weed stolen? A colleague pointed out that it did take place on HIGH-stone way.

Robbery- Taylorsville Road @ Kmart- Employee reports stopping a shoplifter in the store. Suspect punched the lost prevention personal to commit the theft. Suspect fled from the store on foot. (Shoplifting Gone Bad)

Looks like the police forgot to remove their comment.

Theft From Auto – Preston Highway @ Iron Crafters – Employee reported a white 1984 Ford Van was removed from the lot by unknown means. Vehicle was inoperable. (Still Outstanding)

Ummmmm – why would you steal a non-working 30 year old van?

No Outstanding Warrant Edition

I guess he was told there was a warrant, but there wasn’t one for him after all.

Horse Walks Into Police Station

From the article:

Superintendent Peter Crowcroft had a cheeky response to the horse’s visit.

“We were somewhat saddled with our unexpected guest, who in the early hours of the morning quickly became the mane event of the night shift,” Crowcroft said in a statement. “We like to ensure a warm welcome to all our guests at HQ, and at neigh point did the horse pose a risk to security and appeared to be a well cared for animal.”