Hunger Crimes Edition

This is one I totally get!

Burglary- 4600 Aral – Victim reports suspects entered the home while she was inside. Suspects removed ice cream and attempted to steal the PS3. Victim recognized the juvenile suspects from the neighborhood. Suspects fled when confronted by the victim.

Recreation planned!

Burglary- 4100 Lee-Victim reports force was used on a window to gain entry. Suspect removed TV, laptop, 2 gaming systems, and 2 fishing poles.

Ummm… I think I see a pattern here.

Theft from Auto- 4600 Samara - Victim reports the vehicle was unlocked. Suspect removed weed eater, cash, Leap Frog, insurance card, and personal items from the vehicle. The following day an Officer located some of the victim’s stolen items at 4602 Samara.
Theft from Auto- 2800 Whitlock- Victim reported the vehicle was unlocked. Suspect removed watch, laptop, and wallet. Officers arrested a juvenile for the theft.
Theft from Auto- 6200 Catheen- Victim reported the vehicle was unlocked. Suspect removed GPS and iPod. Officers arrested a juvenile for the theft.
Theft from Auto- 2800 Whitlock- Victim reported the vehicle was unlocked. Suspect removed 3 pair of sunglasses. Officers arrested a juvenile for the theft.
Theft from Auto- 9000 West Indian Trail – Victim reported the vehicle was unlocked. Suspect removed an iPad Air. Officers arrested a juvenile for the theft.

Word Crimes Edition

I love this! It’s like an adult Schoolhouse Rock, addressing almost all the most annoying grammar, spelling and texting shortcuts. How many music videos contain diagrammed sentences and the phrase “Oxford comma“? As a bonus, it contains sly references to the Simpson, Alanis Morisette, Pac Man, the old Microsoft helper, the TV show Lost.

Word Crimes